Thursday, May 26, 2005
Can't Sleep
It's 3:30am and I can't sleep. There's something on my mind...
Were smurfs two or three apples tall?? I think three, but that sounds too big ... *ponder* ... too big to hide under mushrooms from Azrael, the cat ... and if you saw something three-apples-tall, and blue, wearing white pants and a white cap yelling "Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!" wouldn't that be a little conspicuous? It would be much more practical to be only ONE apple tall. And maybe invisible to humans, that way Gargamel the bad dude would have a harder time trying to capture them. I wonder why Papa Smurf or Brainy Smurf never came up with an invisibility potion? Or just a "Carebear:let's-all-be-friends,-smile-and-love-the-world" potion. What if the smurfs met the carebears? Oh, what a sickening world that would be...
*yawn* I hate it when I can't sleep ...
Were smurfs two or three apples tall?? I think three, but that sounds too big ... *ponder* ... too big to hide under mushrooms from Azrael, the cat ... and if you saw something three-apples-tall, and blue, wearing white pants and a white cap yelling "Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!" wouldn't that be a little conspicuous? It would be much more practical to be only ONE apple tall. And maybe invisible to humans, that way Gargamel the bad dude would have a harder time trying to capture them. I wonder why Papa Smurf or Brainy Smurf never came up with an invisibility potion? Or just a "Carebear:let's-all-be-friends,-smile-and-love-the-world" potion. What if the smurfs met the carebears? Oh, what a sickening world that would be...
*yawn* I hate it when I can't sleep ...
# posted by Elims @ 3:39 AM 
