Keep Smiling!

The other day, I got in to a fight.

I was minding my own business. I was sitting down, working on something, when I was suddenly and ruthlessly attacked from behind by the vaccum cleaner. You could tell it was intent on blood. Mine. Here's how it happened:

I have an upright vaccum cleaner. I was sitting on the floor, using the attachment thingie to get in corners and along the floorboard. I pulled the hose too far, and the vaccum came flying at me but my back was to it ... so it fell on my back. Ouch!! I said a few bad words and set it upright, and continued cleaning. Mere seconds later, the exact same thing happened. I was setting it upright to the tune of MORE bad words, when I realized I was stuck in a time loop ... and by now my back was bruised! Was I REALLY stupid enough to do it a THIRD time??

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Oh, come on! Give me a little credit!! I did not!