Keep Smiling!

Sometimes, I just gotta wonder about me ...

On Monday, I'm walking out to my car. I arrive at the car, and lean up against it to get the keys out of my backpack. I push the automatic unlock button on the keychain, but nothing happens. I push it again, and nothing. With memories of U2Lorax's Story of the keychain alarm battery dying, I groan ... I shake the keychain and try again. *sigh* Not even an audible 'click' coming from the car. However, I do have a key.

I put the key in the lock, and oddly enough, it doesnt fit. For some reason, I shake the keychain again. (???) Then a clue forms in my tiny little brain ... I look at the car ... yeah ... it's silver ... looks right ... says Ford in the back ... I have a Ford ... no ... wait ... I have a red Ford Taurus at home. I have a silver TOYOTA sitting three cars down.

I look around cautiously to make sure I'm not being watched, noone can see out any windows as I've been molesting someone's Ford ZX5 - same body shape as the Toyota Matrix - and wander down to Morpheus, my Matrix.

**SIGH**